So it's Sunday morning and the preacher is in the pulpit Telling us about Jesus and his miraculous bullshit You're told to believe what is written because the bible is infallible But why am I to believe the words of a man I have not seen nor heard; what makes his lessons so valuable Now before you think that I am just being blasphemous Stop and think before you associate my name with infamous Which person gave the bible so much credibility that it must be true What if i decided to say that Superman is real based on comic book issue number two Sounds crazy but it's true And if they can do it, I can, too.